One of the staples of fantasy/pulp horror etc is the virgin sacrifice. Whether an innocent tied to an altar for some elder thing, some maiden on a post waiting to be dragon food, or the ever-popular volcano god appeasement, the trope has remained.
Am I the only one who ever reads or watches this stuff & thinks "You know, 20 minutes in the hayloft with the male lead would solve the whole issue here for the heroine..."?
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010
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This is why the Overlord's List requires checking that the virgin sacrifice - or any other type of sacrifice - still meets the requirements before offering it. Preferably, say, every five minutes the day of.
Of course, someone smart trying for Evil Overlord will have a back-up 'just in case' the original sacrifice doesn't meet the requirements by the time it's time to make the offering. And will have eunuchs guarding the sacrificial maiden.
When I become an evil overlord, I will raid convents. Nothing says that the virgin has to be young, worldly, etc. And I will have half a dozen of the nuns waiting, just in case something happens to the first five. Because I'm an evil overlord who doesn't leave the key plot points to chance.
Nice to see I'm not the only one who has read and follows the Evil Overlord checklists!
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