“May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.”

"This report is maybe 12-years-old. Parliament buried it, and it stayed buried till River dug it up. This is what they feared she knew. And they were right to fear because there's a whole universe of folk who are gonna know it, too. They're gonna see it. Somebody has to speak for these people. You all got on this boat for different reasons, but you all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything I know this, they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, 10, they'll swing back to the belief that they can make people . . . better. And I do not hold to that. So no more running. I aim to misbehave." ~ Captain Malcom Reynolds

Sunday, November 21, 2010

I crack myself up

One of the perils of living with me that my wife suffers is my random commentary and insanity. Tonight's example occurred while watching PBS with a John Denver concert on. As usual, they are doing a membership drive, and one of the interludes came up where they asked for donations & discussed the CD's, DVD's etc. which each resulted in. Which led to me spontaneously adding this completely-inappropriate-but-funny-as-hell comment by yours truly:

"Pledge us $1000 and we will dig up John Denver's body and personally deliver it to your house!"

For the record, I already know I'm not right, and yes, I like John Denver even if I joke.


Rev. Paul said...

I don't care if it's "correct" or not - that's funny, right there.

Daddy Hawk said...

Is his biplane included, or is that an extra charge?

Captain Tightpants said...

no the ultralight is an extra donation - they'd have to recover it after all...

Wandering Soul said...

At least you still have humor in your marriage - no matter how odd it may be! ;)