“May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.”

"This report is maybe 12-years-old. Parliament buried it, and it stayed buried till River dug it up. This is what they feared she knew. And they were right to fear because there's a whole universe of folk who are gonna know it, too. They're gonna see it. Somebody has to speak for these people. You all got on this boat for different reasons, but you all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything I know this, they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, 10, they'll swing back to the belief that they can make people . . . better. And I do not hold to that. So no more running. I aim to misbehave." ~ Captain Malcom Reynolds

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Shortest Horror Movie/Novel/Game Ever

Villager: "No! Turn back now before it's too late!"

Protagonist: "Ok, time to go home, obviously we don't want to be here!"

*fade to black as the hero rides home safely*


Daddy Hawk said...

I saw a stick figure cartoon similar to that about a zombie outbreak. Panel 1: Oh my, subject one has turned into a horrible man eating zombie. Panel 2: Let me go out to the truck and get my gun. I'll be right back. Panel 3: BANG! Splat. Panel 4: Let's go to lunch.

Captain Tightpants said...

Yes that was an XKCD one that I saved - quite funny!