- Heavy rain keeps people in. Dry weather keeps cops happy. Light, steady rain is the worst - the idiots are out, and we have to get soaked playing games with them...
- Yes, I really am going to give you a ticket for running the red light. I don't care that you're trying to get to the store before it closes - you aren't more special than anyone else.
- Ah, the joys of warmer weather - when having a police dog means regular baths or your vehicle stinks more than normal. Oh, guess I better wash the dog as well...
- Do you really expect us to believe that you aren't using when you have your son's prescription bottle half-used after one day, empty capsules, and are capable of self-levitation you're so high? Really?
- I had the most refreshing drunk in history - instead of the constant litany of "You ruined my life, you can't do this, just let me go," that we so often hear, this one was "I know I messed up, do what you have to do, I was an idiot." Honesty and self-realization are such a nice change.
Have a couple of bomb stories to post as well, just have to get to writing them.
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I know someone's 22 year old kid (old enough to know better) who didn't mention "dad" and went along with the whole thing politely. The only special treatment she asked was the chance to call him (after they recognized her) so he wouldn't be so embarrassed finding out at work.
Still doesn't keep a parent from just shaking their head :(
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