“May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.”


"This report is maybe 12-years-old. Parliament buried it, and it stayed buried till River dug it up. This is what they feared she knew. And they were right to fear because there's a whole universe of folk who are gonna know it, too. They're gonna see it. Somebody has to speak for these people. You all got on this boat for different reasons, but you all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything I know this, they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, 10, they'll swing back to the belief that they can make people . . . better. And I do not hold to that. So no more running. I aim to misbehave." ~ Captain Malcom Reynolds

Monday, December 26, 2011

How to Survive a Horror Movie

From Tactical Fanboy, link for the whole list:

A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
- Seriously, Abstinence is key

2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
- I don’t care what he says, he is cuckoo bananas, and he wants you dead

3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
- There are six words you should YouTube, should you get the chance, “Kevin Bacon in Friday the 13th”

4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY THERE.
- If the killer can’t see you or hear you WHY WOULD YOU MOVE?
— Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the most broken

2 comments:

Momma Fargo said...

Zactly. It's most annoying to watch a horror film and the actors don't listen to you and open that door, or go outside, or go save their friend. Fend for yourselves!!! LOL

GunDiva said...

And the heels. Don't forget about high heels. Those are the kiss of death for women. Of course they're going to trip over something and fall. It's a given.

And the girl wearing high heels while having sex at camp? First one to die every time.