“May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.”


"This report is maybe 12-years-old. Parliament buried it, and it stayed buried till River dug it up. This is what they feared she knew. And they were right to fear because there's a whole universe of folk who are gonna know it, too. They're gonna see it. Somebody has to speak for these people. You all got on this boat for different reasons, but you all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything I know this, they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, 10, they'll swing back to the belief that they can make people . . . better. And I do not hold to that. So no more running. I aim to misbehave." ~ Captain Malcom Reynolds

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Memo to the minions

From: Your Evil Overlord

Having watched yet another movie tonight, wherein you spray endless amounts of ammunition throughout the town without hitting a single thing but the walls and street...

Seriously guys, it's starting to get embarrassing... Sure, we all miss a couple of shots here & there, but whole magazines worth? People are starting to talk. I mean, here the good guys are, not even trying to hide, and all you guys do is send up puffs of dirt and concrete all around them as they run away? How are we ever going to complete my plans on schedule when you guys can't even manage simple tasks like this?

You are hereby all directed to attend mandatory marksmanship training starting this week.

Those who fail to improve will be the targets for next week's session.

That is all.
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