First off, I'd like to apologize to those residents of the continental United States who were stunned by the high-pitched screaming for a half-hour earlier tonight... the Wee Biscuit had a fit the likes of which were extraordinary even for her talents. Fortunately we were able to sort it all out, and she went to bed smiling and happy again.
As for today's amusing quote, it was being told by a defense attorney "Officer, I don't need you to waste your time testifying. My client's a moron."
Some things you just can't comment on...
2 comments:
In all fairness, most criminals are pretty stupid, and the ones who get caught are certainly not on the right side of the criminal bell curve.
Yep. Usually the ones sitting on the wrong side of the courtroom are those dumb enough to get caught in the first place.
Me...I'm not smart enough to be the next Moriarty, so I circumvent the whole "dumb criminal" thing by just staying on the sunny side of the law. Its so much easier.
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