“May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.”


"This report is maybe 12-years-old. Parliament buried it, and it stayed buried till River dug it up. This is what they feared she knew. And they were right to fear because there's a whole universe of folk who are gonna know it, too. They're gonna see it. Somebody has to speak for these people. You all got on this boat for different reasons, but you all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything I know this, they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, 10, they'll swing back to the belief that they can make people . . . better. And I do not hold to that. So no more running. I aim to misbehave." ~ Captain Malcom Reynolds

Friday, January 29, 2010

Since everyone else is jumping off the cliff...

I will too:

The Zombie Bite Calculator

Created by Oatmeal

3 comments:

Meadowlark said...

I only get one hour and seven minutes. But, they fail to adjust for the fact that those frickin zombies will not even get CLOSE to me. Say it with me:

HEAD SHOT!

Captain Tightpants said...

Thanks Meadowlark - and yep, I agree, the timer doesn't take into account the household zombie protection systems...

Front Porch Society said...

I get only 55 minutes.

But I'm with Meadowlark...they are gonna have to get me first!